1 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:07,920 -Okay. Walk with me on this. 2 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:08,840 Gary Wilson bought what is effectively 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:09,920 a rotting house. 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,510 According to insiders, there's a rumor 5 00:00:11,550 --> 00:00:13,380 that Allison Grant's parents killed her 6 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:14,970 and buried her in the basement. 7 00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:16,340 When I confronted Gary, 8 00:00:16,390 --> 00:00:18,180 he said that his house had good bones. 9 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:19,720 Who says that? 10 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,390 If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast 11 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:24,520 obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones 12 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:28,150 or he murdered Allison Grant 20 years ago. 13 00:00:30,150 --> 00:00:32,530 Naveen: Why the fuck do you still have her phone? 14 00:00:32,570 --> 00:00:33,860 Get rid of it. 15 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,200 -Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills Heralds 16 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,990 we were talking about from March 2005? 17 00:00:37,030 --> 00:00:39,160 -No, I'm sorry. They're still not back. 18 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,620 -There's fire. Follow my lead. 19 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,870 -What are you doing? Gary: I'm simply enjoying 20 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,210 a bonfire on my property 21 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:47,880 which you can't seem to stay off of. 22 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,420 -That motherfu-- 23 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,530 -Be a good girl, Darla. 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,460 Lynn: I swear to God. 25 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:34,630 You have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla. 26 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,160 Agnes: Darla! 27 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,350 -Wow. -She's trying. 28 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:07,020 Robert: She is stunning. 29 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:08,850 Look how good your genes are, Miles. 30 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:14,860 -Oh, you got a little-- 31 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:17,230 Wait a minute. Lips is popping. 32 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,240 Lynn: Auntie Lynn is here. 33 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:23,030 -Thank you. Lynn: Oh, wow. 34 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:27,870 Oh, your first post-baby date. 35 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:29,950 You deserve this. 36 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,710 -We really do. -Did you take a look 37 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:34,040 at the PDF that, uh, Roy and I spent hours making for you? 38 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,710 -All 12 pages... Samira: Okay. 39 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,880 ...including the emergency numbers 40 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,050 in case I forget 911. 41 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:42,180 -Well, see? That's why we put it there. 42 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:44,970 -But we won't need that, will we, Miles? 43 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:47,430 No. And our first really nice time 44 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:49,560 is going to be a diaper change. 45 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,810 Yes. 46 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:54,650 -Hey, she's got this. 47 00:03:54,690 --> 00:03:56,610 Come on. -Yeah. 48 00:03:56,650 --> 00:04:00,240 -All right. Keys, phone, wife? 49 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,360 -Let's go. Let's go. 50 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,610 - Did I mention how gorgeous you look? 51 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:05,740 -Oh. 52 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:08,700 -Oh. Um, you had a little breast milk. 53 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:11,040 -I get these titties all dressed up 54 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,250 and this is how they betray me. Ugh. 55 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:14,710 -Do you wanna go get changed? We got time. 56 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:16,080 We have a 50-minute grace period. 57 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,380 Samira: We can't go now. 58 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,090 Do you know how long it took me to get dressed? 59 00:04:19,130 --> 00:04:22,050 -Uh, this feels like a trick. 60 00:04:22,090 --> 00:04:24,130 -It is. Watch your mouth. 61 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,720 I was so looking forward to this. 62 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,060 Now I'm just gonna smell spoiled. 63 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,180 -Hey, it's fine, honestly. 64 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:32,810 Giordano's Italian can wait. 65 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:35,980 I mean, if you wanted, we can just send Lynn home, 66 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:39,440 get out of these clothes and put on some Shark Tank. 67 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:42,530 -You've got yourself a deal. 68 00:04:42,570 --> 00:04:46,070 -Good. Because my business is cannibal. 69 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:15,020 -What are you doing down there? 70 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,660 Good bones... 71 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,340 I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, 72 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:42,880 didn't I? Lynn: Yes. 73 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,380 But why would Gary Wilson be burning library books? 74 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:48,390 -No, no, not library books. 75 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:51,640 Newspapers he checked out from the library 76 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,850 with an article about Allison Grant. 77 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:57,390 And last night while walking with Miles, 78 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,060 I saw Darla in front of Gary's house 79 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,570 with a bone. 80 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:06,570 Huge bone. A human-sized bone, okay? 81 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:08,570 And remember the rumor about Allison Grant's parents 82 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:11,120 burying her in the basement? 83 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,870 That's not a coincidence. 84 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:17,080 -What-- What does Rob think of all this? 85 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,500 -I haven't told him. 86 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,630 He wants me to drop the Gary stuff, 87 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:22,500 but I know there's something up. 88 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:25,260 I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes 89 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,050 when she mentioned an inspector, okay? 90 00:06:28,090 --> 00:06:30,640 He's hiding something in there. 91 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:38,060 -Samira, I know what it's like. 92 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:39,350 You're a new mom. 93 00:06:39,390 --> 00:06:42,270 Our hormones have evolved 94 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:44,480 to keep us in a hyper vigilant state. 95 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:48,490 And of course you want to keep your baby safe. 96 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,240 I think that you-- 97 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,620 Little bitch! 98 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:59,540 Oh, if you dig out my azaleas, I swear to God! 99 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:03,590 Get out of here, you filthy, filthy mutt! 100 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:06,550 And don't come back with your filthy poop 101 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:08,470 all over my flowers. 102 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,640 Lynn: The next time I see you, I'm calling animal control. 103 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,310 -Hi. Robert: Hey. 104 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,070 I don't wanna rush her. I just feel like 105 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:26,940 it would be good for her to get out of the house. 106 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,610 Yeah, but I can't believe the GeoBros 107 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:30,110 was your first offer. 108 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,610 What are you gonna suggest next? Chuck E. Cheese? 109 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,080 Dude, you gotta try Drinkley's. 110 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,120 It's where, uh-- It's where Hank's used to be. 111 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,410 -Uh-huh. -But they got 112 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:39,700 the best fucking flatbreads. 113 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,290 -Oh, I fucking love flatbreads. -I know. 114 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:44,130 -We used to be out all the time. 115 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:47,250 We used to be fun. I wanna be fun together again. 116 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,420 Oh, my God. -What? 117 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:49,710 -What the fuck? 118 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,510 Oh, my God. I'm weird. 119 00:07:52,550 --> 00:07:53,970 -You almost ate shit. 120 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:55,300 -No, I didn't. 121 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,680 -Nice ride, dude. 122 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,430 -It's a quick trike and it goes really fast. 123 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:01,270 You wanna give it a spin, Robert? 124 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:04,020 -Oh. Uh, I'm good. Thanks. 125 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:07,980 I didn't pack my Lycra. And you can call me Rob. 126 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,530 -Hmm. Interesting. 127 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:13,990 But Robert is your government-issued name, no? 128 00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:17,910 Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher? 129 00:08:17,950 --> 00:08:20,660 -Uh, yes, that is my government-given name, 130 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,910 but no one's called me that since high school, 131 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,420 so just Rob now. 132 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:27,500 -An adult nickname. 133 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,050 That's quaint. -What's happening? 134 00:08:29,090 --> 00:08:31,510 -Yeah, dude. Do you wanna explain yourself? 135 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:33,340 -Hmm. No, thank you. 136 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:34,970 Good day. 137 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:38,180 It goes fast forward, 138 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:40,470 but backwards, it's-- 139 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,930 it's slower. 140 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,730 Robert: Oh, God. 141 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,020 -Ow. -Uh, you need-- 142 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,770 -No. 143 00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:57,240 -Gentlemen. 144 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,740 -Well, this has been one of the weirdest 145 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,910 20 seconds of my life. -Yeah. 146 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:09,090 -What was that about? 147 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:12,760 -Nothing. Just a friendly and productive conversation 148 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,550 between my fellow neighbors. 149 00:09:14,590 --> 00:09:15,720 Nothing more, nothing less. 150 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:16,930 -You never use that many syllables 151 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:19,300 unless you're up to something. Spill it. 152 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,720 -I can either confirm nor deny. 153 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,060 -Come on, you can trust me. 154 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:27,230 -How's that knee feeling? 155 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:29,060 -My knee? 156 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,360 -Yeah. The other night in the woods 157 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,030 you were having trouble with your knee. 158 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,070 -Yeah? 159 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,320 -And now you're out on a brisk walk. 160 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,450 I guess it's feeling better. 161 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:40,330 -Yeah. It's a chronic knee problem. 162 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:41,450 It comes and goes. 163 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,210 -Is that something you'd maybe wanna talk over 164 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:50,420 with a trained professional or a very observant friend? 165 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:52,250 -No. 166 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,130 -Hmm. I see. 167 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,720 Have a good day. 168 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:36,130 Agnes: Darla! Darla? 169 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:38,760 -Then Kendrick comes back mere hours later 170 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,720 with a new song. 171 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,300 Then the next day, 172 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,470 released another song 173 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,770 and that immediately and definitely 174 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:48,060 crowned him the de facto victor. 175 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,020 And so that's why you don't get into a rap feud 176 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:52,400 with a Pulitzer Prize winner, you know what I'm saying? 177 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,480 It don't make no sense. 178 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,490 Darla? Darla? 179 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:04,160 Darla? Darla? Darla! 180 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,620 Darla! She's gone! 181 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,200 She's gone! 182 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,040 Darla! 183 00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:14,500 Darla! 184 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:20,340 Agnes: Darla! 185 00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:38,150 -Oh, hello, Danny. 186 00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:39,440 -Hiya, Lynn. Sorry to bother. 187 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,900 We're just following up on a call 188 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,110 from a concerned neighbor. 189 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,820 -Unhand my dog, 190 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,870 you sniveling coward! 191 00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:48,080 -You mean, your mother-in-law? 192 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,120 -I'm afraid that's confidential. 193 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,330 -Agnes, how can you possibly think 194 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,920 I did something to your beloved hellhound? 195 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,800 -Ugh. You see? You see the vitriol? 196 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,220 Danny: Look. We both know 197 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:01,720 you didn't really do anything with the dog. 198 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,640 I mean, this is-- This is crazy town USA, all right? 199 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:09,140 Totally. So, if you can just let me inside, 200 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,520 have a quick look around, 201 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,100 we can both get back to playing Call of Duty. 202 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,400 Sound good? -No! 203 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:16,020 -I knew it. Guilty! She's guilty! 204 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,860 -Lynn, come on. 205 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:19,150 Lynn: No! 206 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:20,900 -What do you mean no? -You can't. 207 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,360 -Why? 208 00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:25,910 Did you kill the dog? 209 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,870 -No. 210 00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:29,950 But I know my rights. 211 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,040 And you need a warrant. 212 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,420 - Don't be such a narc. 213 00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,380 Agnes: We'll be back with a warrant tomorrow. 214 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:40,130 We are gonna nail your saggy little bottom. 215 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:42,590 Isn't that right, Daniel? 216 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,680 -Yes, mother. 217 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,220 Hey, Siri, how do you get a warrant? 218 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,680 Like, obviously I know how 219 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,140 but can you tell me anyway for fun? As a bit. 220 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,910 -Darla. -Darla. 221 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,280 -Goddamn it, Darla. 222 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,240 -You're gonna have to be louder than that. 223 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,750 Darla! 224 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:14,120 -The best money can buy. 225 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,250 Only a dog's ears can hear. 226 00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:18,880 -I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing 227 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:23,760 just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS. 228 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,380 -Seriously, Lynn, 229 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,590 what-- what-- what is it with you two and the drama? 230 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,010 Lynn: She's jealous of me. -Uh-huh. 231 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,260 Lynn: Always has been. 232 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,100 Marty and I used to have 233 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,100 the best parties on the block. 234 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,440 Agnes, being a joyless harridan 235 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,150 used to love shutting us down. 236 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:42,230 She blocked me from being in the HOA 237 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,650 out of jealous spite. 238 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:47,160 That woman will never cease to bend a bylaw 239 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,620 to her own twisted liking. 240 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:54,250 In fact, if her dog is really missing, 241 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:57,670 and that is a very big "if," it's her fault. 242 00:13:57,710 --> 00:14:01,000 Why hasn't Darla ever been written up 243 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,050 for running around without a leash? 244 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:05,300 -HOA rule 14, section 12. 245 00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:06,800 -It is in the statutes. 246 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,350 Hey, guys. Evidence spotted! 247 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,770 Oh. 248 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:21,150 -Um, Dusty As Fuck? 249 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:24,280 -Darla Agnes Festersen. -Hmm. 250 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,570 -No, don't touch it. Lynn: Oh. 251 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,150 Dana: It's right on your property line. 252 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,820 You might as well get caught red-handed. 253 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:35,500 Lynn: You know, there could be a simple explanation. 254 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,040 Darla ran into the woods, picked a fight 255 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,290 with a posse of raccoons, and is halfway to heaven. 256 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:44,000 RIP. Good riddance. 257 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,300 Tod: It's a gaze. 258 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,470 They're called a gaze of raccoons. 259 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:51,590 -You know, it's also on Gary's property line. 260 00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:54,060 What if he took the dog? 261 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,190 Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. 262 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:04,860 I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times. 263 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,740 What if he took Darla? 264 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,660 Agnes threatened him with the inspector, 265 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,990 and we already know how he feels about people 266 00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:14,410 looking around his house. Case in point. 267 00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:18,040 What if this is his revenge on her? 268 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,210 Tod: Hmm. 269 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,120 -What if Darla is in his house right now? 270 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,340 -Well, if she is, 271 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:27,300 we have to go in there and clear my good name. 272 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,760 -Yes. 273 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,470 -And save Darla. 274 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:34,350 -If she's not dead yet. She's probably dead. 275 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,390 -Why would you say something like that, Tod? 276 00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:38,310 She is not dead, okay? 277 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:39,600 And we're gonna do something now. 278 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,230 -That's right. -Because no dog dies 279 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:42,480 on my watch. Samira: Yeah. 280 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,940 -That is a lesbian oath. We gotta go. Now. 281 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,020 -Maybe we should, um-- 282 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,150 Maybe we should invite ourselves over 283 00:15:48,190 --> 00:15:50,860 for a neighborly visit, right? 284 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,450 Charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla? 285 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:56,450 -Yes. Tonight, we could go in 286 00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,410 with that belated house warming gift as cover. 287 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,420 -Mm-hmm. -And I have several bottles 288 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,580 of room-temperature mediocre chardonnay 289 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,290 that I am happy to regift. 290 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,800 -Really? 291 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,970 -You had to know some time. 292 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,140 Tod: No, I like this plan. 293 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,430 Very Greek. 294 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,230 -Hey, my love. 295 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,570 -Hey, honey. 296 00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:28,900 -Daddy's home. 297 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:31,650 I'm ready for take two on date night. 298 00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:35,160 Hey, little man. 299 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,490 -Daddy's gonna get white girl wasted 300 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,040 on one voddie tea. 301 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,120 -I'm sorry, babe, I can't. 302 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,830 -Oh. Um-- 303 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,250 -I'm just so tired, you know. 304 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,340 I mean, all day with Miles. 305 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,010 I'm barely standing up now. 306 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:53,470 -No, I understand. 307 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:55,760 -But you should go out, do something, 308 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,600 see what Naveen's up to? -No, no. 309 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,430 -Yes, yes. -I'll stay here with you two. 310 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:02,680 -Come on, babe. I know how much you've been dying to get out. 311 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,850 -Yeah, I do. Ironed my best shirt. 312 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,900 I'm not wasting my Farmagan on Naveen. 313 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,980 -You've been amazing and you deserve to 314 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,530 go and have some fun. 315 00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,450 -I guess I could go for like one tiny little-- 316 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,900 -Yes! 317 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,660 -I'm not sure if Naveen is even gonna be-- 318 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,870 Oh, no. Naveen is free. 319 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:22,830 -Ooh. I swear that guy's in our walls or something. 320 00:17:22,870 --> 00:17:25,000 Well, go. Have a good time. 321 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,000 I mean it. -Okay. 322 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,670 Daddy's gonna go get lit! I won't. 323 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:34,720 I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep. 324 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,220 Lynn: This could backfire. 325 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:40,390 -Yeah, but I wanna do this for you. 326 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:43,100 -And Darla. 327 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,240 See you soon. -Be careful. 328 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,070 -Hello? 329 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,280 Anyone home? 330 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,780 -He's not home. 331 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,660 -Why would he leave his door open if he's not home? 332 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:48,460 -Maybe we can check for him in the back or the basement. 333 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:52,210 -Or maybe he's washing his body. 334 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,550 -Like taking a shower? 335 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,420 -Yeah, whatever you... 336 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,380 -Why don't we pop in and find out? 337 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,840 -You can't just break in, Samira! 338 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,760 -From a legal standpoint, we're not breaking in, okay? 339 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,100 We're walking into an unlocked house. 340 00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,560 -Yeah, but is that legal? 341 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,930 -It's not a felony. 342 00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:10,560 We have wine. -Mm-hmm. 343 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,900 Samira: We'll announce ourselves. 344 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,030 -Think about Darla. 345 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,030 -Let's go then. 346 00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:32,920 Samira: Hello? 347 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,420 Gary, it's your neighbors. 348 00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:38,090 -It's your friendly neighbors... 349 00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:40,630 announcing ourselves. 350 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,680 -And we wanted to apologize 351 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,430 for, um, our recent in-- 352 00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:48,890 -Intrusive behavior. Not cool. 353 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:54,230 -We also brought you four bottles of the same wine. 354 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,610 -Shit! 355 00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:59,570 Tod: Probably just the draft. 356 00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:02,740 -This place gives me the heebie-jeebies. 357 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,200 Tod: I mean, it's-- it's all the same. 358 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,540 -What do you mean? 359 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:10,790 -The furniture. 360 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,540 It's all the same staging furniture 361 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,630 from the open house. 362 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,540 Gary didn't change one thing. 363 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:16,880 -That's so odd. 364 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,130 -If Tod says it's odd, 365 00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,170 what do you think it means? Tod: I think it means 366 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,760 he's not planning on staying very long. 367 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,640 Samira: And maybe that's the door to the basement. 368 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:35,860 Samira: Come on. Darla could be this way. 369 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:39,320 Dana: Darla? Here, girl. 370 00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,410 Yep. I just peed a little. 371 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,120 -He's here. 372 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,330 Dana: Psst. 373 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,340 Let's look for Darla elsewhere. 374 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,520 -Thank you. 375 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,940 Robert: Thank you. 376 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,410 Wow. 377 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,570 This place is unrecognizable. 378 00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:30,200 Too bad my house didn't get the floors it used to be. 379 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,750 -Mm-hmm. -And that pinball machine 380 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,370 that they had over there in the corner. 381 00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:35,540 -Yeah, remember that thing gave me a staph infection? 382 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:37,710 Dude, never forget. 383 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,710 -RIP Hank's, man. -Mm-hmm. 384 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,630 -That place had a certain unsanitary charm. 385 00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:44,130 This is, dare I say, kind of hip. 386 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:46,720 -Right? I mean, it sort of has that jubilant 387 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,970 and slightly horny energy like a local bar 388 00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:50,430 on the night before Thanksgiving. 389 00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:53,020 -Hmm. -Oh, yo, check it. 390 00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:54,770 Glad that guy survived the regime change. 391 00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:56,270 You know he worked for Hank for a few years? 392 00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:59,650 -Oh, yeah. -Afrobeats in Hinkley Hills? 393 00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:01,360 Come on, man. 394 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,320 I wonder if they'd let me do a DJ residency. 395 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,900 -You know, maybe this place has genuinely changed. 396 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,200 Danny: Naveen the Peen. 397 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,780 -Spoke too soon. 398 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,410 -Oh, good old Benedict Cumberbitch. 399 00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:12,740 -Ah, still a classic. 400 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,660 -You two lovebirds on a date, huh? 401 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,750 And that cute little shirt. Hmm, it's cute. 402 00:22:17,790 --> 00:22:19,210 -That's kind of homophobic, dude. 403 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,250 -Oh, come on. Don't be such a snowflake. 404 00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:23,130 Mind if I join you? -It's a two-top, so... 405 00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:24,800 -Yeah, Naveen has a staph infection. 406 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,720 Pull up a pew. 407 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,890 -I freaking love this place, huh. 408 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,760 It's my home away from home. 409 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,760 Don't get me wrong, I love being with the fam, 410 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:35,730 but, uh, as men, we gotta be let off the leash, 411 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:38,400 you know? Biologically wired to wander. 412 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,520 That's just science. 413 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,480 -Did you learn that from a podcast? 414 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,650 -Yeah. 415 00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:47,030 So, Barbarella, how's dad life treating ya? 416 00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:50,820 -Yeah. You know, it's, um-- it's a bit of a learning curve 417 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,200 but we're figuring it out. -I hear you. 418 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,200 Those first few months after Ainsley was born... 419 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,330 ...Lauren started secretly burning our mail. 420 00:22:58,370 --> 00:22:59,870 All of it. 421 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,580 She thought it was being laced with Anthrax. 422 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,170 -What? Really? -Yeah, lost a lot 423 00:23:03,210 --> 00:23:04,880 of good Sports Illustrated that year. 424 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,760 But hey, that's postpartum for you. 425 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,470 Shit is real. 426 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:12,180 -Yeah. I mean, it-- it is. 427 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,470 You know, sometimes I wish I could just 428 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:16,890 crawl inside my wife's head. 429 00:23:16,930 --> 00:23:18,810 That way I might know what she needed from me. 430 00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:20,100 Danny: Aww. 431 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,940 Don't feel bad. It's not your fault. 432 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:28,740 Women are complex, beautiful creatures, 433 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:32,870 evolutionarily designed for resilience, okay? 434 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:34,120 Most men can't even begin to comprehend 435 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,870 what childbirth does to a woman. 436 00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:40,870 -Yeah, that's, um-- Wow. 437 00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:44,090 -Which is why you gotta lay down the law, 438 00:23:44,130 --> 00:23:46,130 make 'em listen to reason. Otherwise, those crazy bitches, 439 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:48,010 they're never gonna stop burning the mail. 440 00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:49,720 You feel me? -I like that less. 441 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,880 -Almost had us in the first half. 442 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,470 -All right. I got the next round. 443 00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:53,640 What do you two ladies want? 444 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,350 Froses? 445 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:58,220 -Good stuff. -Roasted! 446 00:23:58,810 --> 00:24:01,690 -I feel like I've been emotionally wedgied. 447 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,020 Samira: Let's go check upstairs. Tod: What? 448 00:24:04,060 --> 00:24:07,030 No. I think we should fuck the fuck off. 449 00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:14,370 -I-- I'm with Tod. Fuck the fuck off. Come on. 450 00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:18,290 -We're already here. Let's go check for Darla. 451 00:24:57,780 --> 00:24:59,040 -You guys... 452 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,710 -Darla is not here, okay? 453 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:06,670 We-- We made a valiant try but we need to get out of here. 454 00:25:16,510 --> 00:25:18,100 -Who are you? Why are you in my house? 455 00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:20,680 -Who are we? Who are you? 456 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,770 -Betsy. 457 00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:25,350 Betsy Wilson, Gary's wife. 458 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,310 -Wife? He has a wife? 459 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:32,860 -We are so sorry. This is a misunderstanding. 460 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:34,240 We-- We're your neighbors. 461 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,870 -Hello-- Hello, neighbor. 462 00:25:38,910 --> 00:25:41,290 -Hi. I'm Samira. 463 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,210 -Dana. Dana Richards. 464 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,500 -Tod-- Tod Mann. One D, two Ns. 465 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:50,000 -We wanted to bring, um, a gift by to welcome Gary-- 466 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,590 Well, you both to the neighborhood. Um-- 467 00:25:52,630 --> 00:25:55,380 -The door-- The front-- front-- front door was unlocked. 468 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,180 It's not-- It's not a crime. Dana: Yeah. 469 00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:59,930 But it is a security breach and concerning. 470 00:25:59,970 --> 00:26:03,060 -That's right. So we knew we needed to come in 471 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:06,140 and make sure that you were safe. 472 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,900 - You said you brought a-- a gift? 473 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:12,030 -Yes. We brought a bouquet of wine. 474 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,490 -Yes. Dana: For us to all share 475 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:17,070 together as... neighbors in fellowship. 476 00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:19,700 -Get ready for the puns. -We'll have a chardy party, 477 00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:21,120 if you will. 478 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,700 -Join us. It's Chablis a grape time. 479 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,080 Dana: We were gonna bring red, 480 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,870 but we were like maybe pinot, pi-not. 481 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,630 Pi-- We're working on that one. 482 00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:38,640 -After you. 483 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,970 -After us. 484 00:26:52,270 --> 00:26:54,110 You know, we-- 485 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:57,450 we had no idea that Gary was married, 486 00:26:57,490 --> 00:27:00,990 'cause, you know, we haven't seen you around. 487 00:27:01,030 --> 00:27:02,160 -Are you married? 488 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,990 -Oh, yes, very happily married 489 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,790 to my wife Julia. 490 00:27:06,830 --> 00:27:08,670 -Haven't seen her around much either. 491 00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:12,130 -Well, she's been away. 492 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,300 -Cute picture. Is that your family? 493 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,640 -It came with the frame. 494 00:27:25,970 --> 00:27:27,350 -Hmm. 495 00:27:27,390 --> 00:27:29,690 So how did you and Gary meet? 496 00:27:29,730 --> 00:27:31,230 -Online. 497 00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:32,900 -Okay. 498 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:34,400 Been together a while? 499 00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:37,280 -We're newlyweds. -Oh. Yeah, 500 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,030 just like me and my husband. We've been married 501 00:27:39,070 --> 00:27:41,200 for eight months. City hall wedding. 502 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,910 We also have a 10-week-old. You do the math. 503 00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:46,290 That's our story. What about you? 504 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:52,960 -I'm not pregnant, if that's what you're asking. 505 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,710 -Same here. 506 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:58,260 You do the math and the science. 507 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:00,050 It's not gonna happen. 508 00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:03,760 Unless I pay to do it in a-- 509 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,640 Or informally with a friend. 510 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,520 -Just stop, stop. 511 00:28:10,310 --> 00:28:12,600 -Whoa. The wine just hit me there. 512 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:13,610 -Oh. 513 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,020 You actually have anything to eat? 514 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:17,030 I might need something to soak up the alcohol 515 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:20,200 before I stumble on home. 516 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,200 -You want a snack? 517 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,080 -Snacks. We love snacks. 518 00:28:27,990 --> 00:28:29,660 -Let me see what I can whip up. 519 00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:33,170 Dana: Thank you, Betsy. Samira: Yes. 520 00:28:33,210 --> 00:28:35,090 -I hope she makes burgers. 521 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,230 Shh. Don't tell anyone. 522 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,600 There you go. 523 00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:58,070 Hmm. 524 00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:23,260 What do we have here, Mr. Miles? 525 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:30,470 Should we see what Don's investment portfolio is, hmm? 526 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:36,810 Oh. What's this? 527 00:29:40,610 --> 00:29:42,400 2005? 528 00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:58,380 "Robert chose a proclivity towards violence. 529 00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:05,510 Prone to outbursts and antisocial behavior. 530 00:30:05,550 --> 00:30:08,510 It's clear he doesn't have many friends. 531 00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:13,350 The patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage." 532 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,310 Rob? Our Rob? 533 00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:27,860 Naveen: I mean, is it gauche to ask 534 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,410 for a promotion in this climate? 535 00:30:29,450 --> 00:30:31,240 Megan's parents paid for the house 536 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,160 but it's still gonna be hard to live the Brie 537 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,500 and Jamon Iberico lifestyle 538 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,330 that I'm accustomed to on one salary. 539 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,380 -Hey, don't look now, 540 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,750 but I think you got a little admirer over there 541 00:30:40,790 --> 00:30:43,000 that is giving you some serious pupil action. 542 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,590 -What time? 543 00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:46,260 -10 o'clock. 544 00:30:47,050 --> 00:30:48,340 Subtle. 545 00:30:50,010 --> 00:30:51,550 That is not subtle. 546 00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:58,440 -She's not looking at me, dude. 547 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,310 -Yes, she is. -No. She's not. 548 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,360 -Hey, can you stop being such a wet flannel? 549 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,650 I know the split's new 550 00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:04,900 but this could be a good opportunity for you-- 551 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:06,860 oh, my gosh, she's coming over. Okay. Act cool. 552 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,360 Do not talk about your DJing. 553 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:09,570 -Hi. Naveen: Dance hall, 554 00:31:09,610 --> 00:31:11,410 RandB, uh, hip-hop, stuff like that. 555 00:31:11,450 --> 00:31:14,370 Uh, uh, uh, uh-- I DJ. 556 00:31:14,410 --> 00:31:16,870 Oh, sorry. Hi. Uh, what up? 557 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:18,620 -I'm so sorry to interrupt. 558 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:21,960 Um, we actually signed up for next game. 559 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,420 -Oh. Oh, shoot. We totally stole your spot. 560 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:27,090 -No, no, no, no. No rush. No rush. 561 00:31:27,130 --> 00:31:29,720 I just wanted to let you know that we're next. 562 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,890 And, um, I'm actually down to play whoever wins. 563 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,430 -Good thing my middle name is Winner. 564 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,230 Uh, I was hoping for that. 565 00:31:41,270 --> 00:31:42,610 I'm-- I'm Kate. 566 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,230 And-- Oh, sorry, what's your first name? 567 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,240 -Naveen. Um, you know what? 568 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,820 Let me clean this up and, uh, 569 00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:53,780 buy you a drink and we can get a game going? 570 00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:55,490 -Yeah. -Yeah? 571 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:57,950 Kate: Yeah. -Yeah. Okay. All right. 572 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:03,960 -I think that is my cue to leave you to it. 573 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,340 -Maybe it is. -You got this. 574 00:32:10,090 --> 00:32:12,680 -Oh. -Oh. Quite the presentation. 575 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,760 Dana: Fancy. 576 00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:20,350 -Sardine. 577 00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:26,020 Are you still hungry? 578 00:32:27,730 --> 00:32:28,650 Because if not, 579 00:32:28,690 --> 00:32:30,030 I should probably-- -Yes. 580 00:32:30,070 --> 00:32:31,820 Starving. 581 00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:33,780 Right, guys? Aren't you? 582 00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,160 -Not me. 583 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,830 -I'm trying to cut back. 584 00:32:36,870 --> 00:32:38,410 -On what? 585 00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:40,500 -Well, that's fine, because I love it. 586 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:42,290 It's great for breastfeeding, you know, 587 00:32:42,330 --> 00:32:45,500 oily fish with all the omegas. 588 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:49,010 Oh, slippery little sucker. 589 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:56,010 Hmm, yum, yum, yum, yum. 590 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:05,310 Hmm, the little baby body. 591 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,320 Crunchy. 592 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,690 Creme de la creme. 593 00:33:10,150 --> 00:33:12,740 -Eh, shit, I'll give it a try. 594 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,530 Samira: Whoa. 595 00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:17,490 My hands are so oily. 596 00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:18,700 Don't you hate when that happens? 597 00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,830 Dana, you wanna come to the bathroom with me 598 00:33:20,870 --> 00:33:21,870 while I wash my hands? 599 00:33:21,910 --> 00:33:24,870 I might need an extra set of hands. 600 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,550 -Yes, I would be glad to. 601 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,840 And that way, I'll know where the bathroom is 602 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,470 in case I have to go to the bathroom, 603 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:35,260 which I will because I have a tiny bladder. 604 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,850 Betsy: It's at the top of the stairs. 605 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,640 -Great. 606 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,850 Tod: Hmm. 607 00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:42,890 Kinda just slides right down. 608 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,400 Samira: Let's try the basement. 609 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,070 Dana: Are you sure it's this way? 610 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,400 Samira: No. 611 00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:04,330 -Oh. Uh, dust in my throat. 612 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,460 -You know, I should probably go check on your friends. 613 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,630 -You know, the paint in the library 614 00:34:10,670 --> 00:34:12,630 is an interesting hue. 615 00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:16,130 Is that pink or is it tea rose or... 616 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:18,470 -I'd say it's more of a flesh. 617 00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:21,770 -The basement. 618 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:22,890 Dana: Darla? 619 00:34:25,390 --> 00:34:26,640 After you. 620 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,130 Yeah. 621 00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:53,880 Darla? 622 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,970 Darla? 623 00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:00,600 Here, girl. 624 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:02,890 Darla. 625 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,980 -Oh, my goodness. 626 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,940 She's really in there. 627 00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:13,020 Dana: Darla? 628 00:35:14,110 --> 00:35:15,240 What are you talking about? 629 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,280 -It's the grave... 630 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,700 of Allison Grant. 631 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,750 Samira: Quick. We don't have a lot of time. 632 00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:31,880 -Samira, what is going on? 633 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,880 -Remember when I told you Allison Grant's parents 634 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,760 killed her and buried her in the basement? 635 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,760 -Well, allegedly I thought, but yes. 636 00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:43,220 Wait. 637 00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:44,720 What about Darla? 638 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,730 Did you bring us here under false pretenses? 639 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:50,060 -We're still looking for Darla and Allison, 640 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:52,610 who I think Darla partially found 641 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,820 because I saw her the other night with a bone 642 00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:58,780 that she got from Gary's trash can. 643 00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:02,320 -Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl? 644 00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:04,160 -Maybe. -And then he killed Darla 645 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,910 because she knew too much? She didn't ask for that. 646 00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:08,750 She just went and shit in someone's yard. 647 00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:11,080 -He did say the house had good bones. 648 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,040 Dana: Another meaning of the real estator. 649 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:17,670 That bastard bought this house as a trophy 650 00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:20,430 so he could bask in his terrible crime. 651 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:22,640 -Exactly. And destroy the evidence, 652 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,850 anything he can get his hands on, 653 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,930 anything he can disinter. 654 00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:28,100 -Why didn't you tell us about any of this? 655 00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:30,730 -I didn't want you to think I'm crazy. 656 00:36:30,770 --> 00:36:32,100 I need to prove it to myself. 657 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:34,060 I need to know I'm not losing my mind. 658 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,360 You believe me, don't you, Dana? 659 00:36:40,650 --> 00:36:41,990 -What do you think? 660 00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:55,790 -Proper form, soft elbows, bent knees. 661 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,800 20 years of topsoil and annual moisture. 662 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,010 The remains are likely skeletal 663 00:37:01,050 --> 00:37:06,100 and they're probably in pieces, so investigate all solid things. 664 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,180 Let's go. 665 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:11,560 -So you chose not to add any new decor 666 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,560 or personal touches to-- to your home? 667 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,320 -Oh. Well, we-- we thought we'd finish, 668 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,860 um, fixing up the place. 669 00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:23,200 -Well, you're gonna need permits here, 670 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:27,780 you know, historical landmark and what have you. 671 00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:32,250 Why don't you go outside? 672 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,710 -I'm allergic to the sun. 673 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:49,180 Robert: Hey. - Oh. Jesus. 674 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:53,020 Rob. You startled me. 675 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,310 -Where's Samira? 676 00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,860 -I think I hit something. 677 00:38:00,730 --> 00:38:02,900 -A bone? -It's hard... 678 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,450 and wet. 679 00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:06,490 -What? 680 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,580 -Shit. 681 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:13,250 It's a pipe. 682 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:22,670 Tod: I like the wallpaper. 683 00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:27,010 Do you see all the eyes, 684 00:38:27,050 --> 00:38:31,100 all the eyes on the wall looking back at us? 685 00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:35,770 -I've always seen the eyes. -Hmm. 686 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:44,860 I often think I'm the only one who-- 687 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:47,570 who sees the things I see. 688 00:38:47,610 --> 00:38:49,870 -How do you mean? -Hmm. 689 00:38:49,910 --> 00:38:52,290 You know, a detail 690 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:57,460 but here we are, seeing the same thing. 691 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,680 -She had to run errands. 692 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:15,810 -What? Now? It's nearly 10 o'clock. 693 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,310 -You're not angry, are you? 694 00:39:23,690 --> 00:39:26,570 -Oh. Hi. 695 00:39:26,610 --> 00:39:29,860 Samira: Damn, damn, damn! Dana: What are we gonna do? 696 00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:32,450 Maybe we, uh, put a bunch of dirt on top 697 00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:35,290 and see if it'll soak it all up? -It's worth a try. 698 00:39:35,330 --> 00:39:36,410 Let's do it. 699 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,180 Oh, hi. 700 00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:07,320 -Okay. Good night. 701 00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:10,780 -She'll be back any minute. 702 00:40:10,820 --> 00:40:13,200 I-- I-- I know it. -What the hell? 703 00:40:15,370 --> 00:40:17,330 Lynn: Um... 704 00:40:17,370 --> 00:40:19,210 I just want you to know 705 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,170 that we all think of you 706 00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:24,670 as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled person. 707 00:40:24,710 --> 00:40:26,880 Robert: Right, yeah. Okay. Good night, Lynn. 708 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,740 -Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors. 709 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,240 Let's not do this again soon. 710 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,080 And I'll send you a bill for the pipe. 711 00:41:03,710 --> 00:41:06,710 -Darla, my sweet baby! 712 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:08,380 -He saved the dog! 713 00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:12,340 Agnes: Come here, baby. Oh, you, baby girl. 714 00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:14,760 Oh, my baby, you're home. 715 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,720 Here's your favorite bone. 716 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,100 Gray: She was just wandering Ashfield Crest. 717 00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:22,230 -Thank you so much. Oh! Oh, my hero! 718 00:41:22,270 --> 00:41:23,900 You brought me my baby. 719 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,270 Oh, thank you. Come on, baby girl. 720 00:41:26,310 --> 00:41:27,320 Come on. 721 00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:30,490 Come on. 722 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:33,490 -Great. Now he's a hero. 723 00:41:33,530 --> 00:41:36,700 -A dog saved is a dog saved. 724 00:41:36,740 --> 00:41:40,410 I-- I sense this somehow peeves you. 725 00:41:40,450 --> 00:41:42,290 -I guess you're off the hook now. 726 00:41:43,290 --> 00:41:44,830 -I guess I am. 727 00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:48,750 -Hey, I learned that I like sardines, 728 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,260 so, you know, win-win. 729 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,510 Dana: I'm gonna go soak my blisters. 730 00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:56,430 Tod, come help me. 731 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:57,550 -Coming. 732 00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:09,820 -Oh, thanks for the wine! 733 00:42:17,570 --> 00:42:20,330 Robert: I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me 734 00:42:20,370 --> 00:42:21,620 about going out tonight, 735 00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:23,120 you broke into the house of the guy. 736 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,620 -There was no breaking, just entering. 737 00:42:25,670 --> 00:42:27,290 -Yeah, okay. Of a guy 738 00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:29,750 who has already called the cops on you 739 00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:32,170 and then you start vandalizing his property. 740 00:42:32,210 --> 00:42:35,090 Why were you even in there? -I was looking for Agnes's dog. 741 00:42:35,130 --> 00:42:37,010 -Agnes can look after her own dog. 742 00:42:37,050 --> 00:42:38,890 For God's sakes, Samira. 743 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:42,970 This was so reckless and dangerous and illegal. 744 00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:45,140 He could've called the cops on you again. 745 00:42:47,770 --> 00:42:49,650 You could've been hurt. 746 00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:52,070 -But I'm okay. And he didn't. 747 00:42:52,110 --> 00:42:53,650 I also feel like you're glossing over 748 00:42:53,690 --> 00:42:55,990 this whole secret wife thing. 749 00:42:56,030 --> 00:42:58,990 He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll. 750 00:42:59,030 --> 00:43:00,910 -She's not the one breaking into people's houses 751 00:43:00,950 --> 00:43:03,660 and ripping up their basements. -You don't understand. 752 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:06,160 -No, I-- I don't. 753 00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:10,420 So help me. Please, help me to understand. 754 00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:11,840 Samira: Okay. 755 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,550 Maybe it's not about the dog. -What then? 756 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,090 -I know-- 757 00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:21,350 I know something's wrong. 758 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:25,520 That guy is up to something and I need you to believe me. 759 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,850 -What do you think he's up to? 760 00:43:27,890 --> 00:43:31,230 -He's digging up Allison Grant's bones. 761 00:43:34,530 --> 00:43:39,200 -Samira, I've told you that is just a rumor. 762 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:42,120 -Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night? 763 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,540 -Yeah, I don't. Logs. -Newspapers. 764 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:46,540 -Yeah, as kindling. That's how people start fires. 765 00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:49,370 -Newspapers from 2005, Rob. 766 00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:53,040 Newspapers about her, about Allison Grant. 767 00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:56,050 -What? Why didn't you tell me this? 768 00:43:56,090 --> 00:43:57,670 -I was trying to find information online 769 00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:58,880 and I couldn't. 770 00:43:58,930 --> 00:44:00,680 And-- And I started digging. 771 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,430 He was burning evidence about her death. 772 00:44:03,470 --> 00:44:04,930 You-- You have to know that there is-- 773 00:44:04,970 --> 00:44:08,520 -Enough! Okay? It was 20 years ago. 774 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,520 Her body isn't down there. 775 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,980 So just drop it. 776 00:44:19,110 --> 00:44:23,410 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm-- I'm just tired. 777 00:44:30,830 --> 00:44:32,170 I'm sorry. 778 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,760 Samira, I'm sorry. -It's okay. 779 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,050 Consider it dropped. 780 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:48,850 -So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there? 781 00:44:48,890 --> 00:44:51,270 -I mean, I get the instinct. 782 00:44:51,310 --> 00:44:54,610 The vibes radiating off of Gary, I don't like him. 783 00:44:54,650 --> 00:44:56,900 He's a kind of person that you wanna hold your breath 784 00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:58,150 when he walks by. 785 00:44:58,190 --> 00:45:00,780 And if he called the cops on me, 786 00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:02,530 oh, man, I would hold that grudge 787 00:45:02,570 --> 00:45:04,160 until the end of time. 788 00:45:05,030 --> 00:45:06,870 Don't get me started on 789 00:45:06,910 --> 00:45:08,540 the night gown lady in the house either. 790 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:11,330 -In a way, she kind of reminds me of you. 791 00:45:12,170 --> 00:45:13,250 -What do you mean? 792 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:17,090 -Well, just in that she can't leave the house 793 00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:20,170 and you don't leave the cul-de-sac. 794 00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:21,970 -Of course I leave the cul-de-sac. 795 00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:23,970 Tod: No, you don't. I-- I would see it. 796 00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:26,350 I mean, I-- I see everything. 797 00:45:30,730 --> 00:45:32,020 -It's just I-- 798 00:45:33,270 --> 00:45:35,980 I like having clear boundaries set. 799 00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:38,820 No surprises. I know what to expect. 800 00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:41,400 And then, I don't worry, okay? 801 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,700 Tod: Agoraphobia is kind of at odds 802 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,990 with your rambunctious 803 00:45:46,030 --> 00:45:49,240 live, laugh, love personality, no? 804 00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:51,160 -Yeah, well, people are complicated. 805 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,500 For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown 806 00:45:55,540 --> 00:46:00,170 would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear, 807 00:46:00,210 --> 00:46:04,380 but we all contain multitudes, don't we? 808 00:46:06,970 --> 00:46:10,430 Okay. Showed you mine, you gotta show me yours. 809 00:46:10,470 --> 00:46:11,770 -Show you my what? 810 00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:14,100 -Your big secret from yesterday. 811 00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:16,190 Come on. Tod: Well, 812 00:46:16,230 --> 00:46:18,270 I found a police report. 813 00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:19,270 -And? 814 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,780 -Let's just say it's not Gary 815 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:23,740 that we need to be worried about. 816 00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:28,320 It's Rob. 817 00:47:51,490 --> 00:47:53,580 -Where'd you go? 818 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,500 Robert: Just grabbing some water.